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Put Up or Shut Up
Attention
All NW Dealerships,
You Have Been Challenged!
For far too long, every single dealership has promised that they
are the one that offers the best deals in the region. This has made it
difficult for the buying public to predict who is actually telling the
truth, and who isn’t.
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Honest dealers, and hard working buyers of the NW, have had enough of
these hollow promises, and out and out lies. The time has come for NW
dealers to Put Up or Shut Up. Over 500 dealerships, in Washington,
Oregon, and Idaho have been formally issued this challenge, and now the
buying public from these three states are waiting for your response.
Will you Put Up, or should you Shut Up?
The challenge is simple. Take a look at your lot, and figure out which
rig represents the absolute best value for the customer, this is your
proof that you really do offer the best deals around. Your friends at
Rigs NW will let you list your ‘Best Deal’ rig, absolutely free of
charge. You can forget those expensive advertisements, fast talking
announcers, silly circus tents, and all other types of fancy gimmicks,
you don’t need them. All you need is genuine low prices and real deals.
This is your chance to shine above all the other dealerships in the
entire Pacific Northwest, and kick dirt in the face of your competitors,
for everyone to see. This is your chance to prove to all the buyers in
the NW exactly what your dealership means, when you say “Unsurpassed
Value”. This free, region-wide advertisement, and complete regional
superiority, can be yours, and you can drive it away today, for zero
down, and nothing a month. Now that brings a whole new meaning to 0%
financing, doesn't it?
But wait, this deal is even better than that. Just for taking the Dealer
Challenge, your dealership earns a ‘Winner’ rating, in the
Rigs NW Dealer Index. This
comprehensive, directory of over 500 NW dealers, provides an invaluable
tool for NW buyers. Alphabetically cross-referenced by both state, and
make, it allows buyers to quickly find the dealership they’re looking
for, plus all of the other worthy competitors in the entire region. This
isn’t some zip code based directory that limits a buyers search. This is
the whole region, right there for everyone to see and use.
At Rigs NW, great deals go fast, so when your best deal zooms
off your lot, simply log on and change your listing to reflect your new
‘Best Deal’. You didn’t think this was some one-time competition did
you? Day in and day out, from the time you take the challenge forward,
buyers from three states will always know your current Best Deal.
In this first ever, head-to-head dealer challenge for regional supremacy,
it’s the buying public who will be the ultimate judge, and they’ll be
voting with their pocketbooks. Just remember, this challenge is open to
all NW dealerships, so your ‘Best Deal’ will be competing against the
Best Deals of every other dealer who isn’t too scared of the
competition.
NW buyers are sophisticated enough to know, that honest dealers would
never pass up free regional advertisement, and the chance to prove that
they are truly the best dealership, in the entire Pacific Northwest.
The clock is ticking, and time is running out. Your response is urgent.
It's time to show us what you got, because
you will be graded on this,
whether you step-up and meet this challenge head on, or scurry away and
hide. It is now completely up to you. Will the buying public of the
Great Northwest see your dealership as a Winner, or not?
Take the Dealer Challenge
Now.
WARNING!
Any Dealer attempting to weasel out of this competition by ignoring this
challenge will be graded
accordingly. If you have a note from your Momma, or some other
lame excuse, relax. You can tell us all about your special circumstance,
and why you think you shouldn’t have to play with us. Just drop us an
email at
whiners@rigsnw.com We would all really love to hear it. If you
need help coming up with an excuse, check out our list of
Top 10 Excuses, that other dealers have
used.
If you happen to feel suddenly paralyzed with the fear that your
dealership is about to be crushed by the competition, if images of
impending doom and gloom have you on the edge, and ready to jump, send
your reply to
bigsissyboy@rigsnw.com We probably won't actually read it, but
that's O.K. because honestly, we really don't care. This is a
competition, and just as sure as there are Winners, there are also
Losers. If you suddenly come to the self-realization that you too are a
Loser, all we can say is, “Buck up Buddy”, because you're just
going to have to learn to deal with it.
Step up and take the Dealer Challenge Now.
P.S.
Even if you are too weak, and afraid of the competition, to take this
challenge, you really should stop buy the
Rigs NW Dealer Index and take
a look at the full page listing for your dealership. Please check out,
and make sure that all your information is correct and up to date.
Thanks.
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